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Willkommen, im neuen Jahr, meine Lieben...alles Gute euch nachträglich....
Ich will euch mal heute nicht mit meinen Philosophien langweilen, habe nur n netten Witz parat....also hf!:

A woman decides to have a face-lift for her birthday. She spends $5000
and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at
a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply.

"I'm exactly 47," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. She replies, "I guess about 29." the woman replies, "Nope, I'm 47."

Now, she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 47,
but, thank you."

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man the same
question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then I can tell you exactly how old you are.

They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the heck, go ahead."

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and under her bra and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay,...how old am I?"

He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 47."
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?"

He replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."


Ich sage nur....kennste einen, kennste alle!!!! :-)

Allerliebste Grüße, Jenny.
6.1.08 20:38
 


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Felix (8.1.08 17:59)
hehe, sry aber die frau ist leider "etwas" einfältig, leichtgläubig und dumm gewesen^^

ich glaube ich hab sie doch direkt im internet wieder gefunden:

Eine Blondine ruft ihren Freund im Büro an: "Schatz, ich habe hier ein Puzzle, aber ich kann's nicht zusammensetzen. Jedes Teil gleicht dem anderen."

Darauf der Freund: "Hast du eine Vorlage dafür, Liebes?"

"Ja. Auf der Schachtel ist ein roter Hahn. Aber es klappt trotzdem nicht."

Der Freund: "Reg dich nicht auf, wir versuchen es heute Abend gemeinsam."

Am Abend sieht er die Schachtel. Langes Schweigen. Dann sagt er: "So, jetzt packen wir die Cornflakes wieder ein und reden nicht mehr drüber!

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